刘震云“一句顶一万句”:写作的幽默,得把词语剔去

7md24-news 发布时间: 2020-07-12 12:46:07

“北京pk赢通计划”Heranswerwasswift."Andyou?""Well?"Thewordwasnotunfriendly.

Thephrasehadfloatedtotheforefrontofhisbrainagain,rightbehindhiseyes,lightingupwitharegularitythatwasalmostsoothing,almostreassuring.Itmeantnothing.Doddnolongerknewhehadaname:hewasonlyanextensionofhisbeam,firingwithhypnotizedsavageryintothelimitlessdark.

"Norma—"

Normaheadedforherowncubicle,wheresheignoredthepapersandthetelephonemessageswaitingforherandreachedfortheintercombuttoninstead.Shepushedittwiceandavoicesaid:

"What?"sheasked,andsmiled."Doyoulikewhatyou'redoing?DoyoulikewhatI'mdoing—whatthewholearrangementishere?"

"Iwanttolearn,"theAlbertsaid.

Thisisthesameasbeforethefighting.Itisalwaysthesame.Amasterisamaster.

"HisnamewasJohnnysomething,"Gretasaid."Whatdifferencedolabelsmake?"sheasked."Inanycase,theyhaveturnedagainstus.Publicopinionisswingingheavilyaround,andthereisn'tmuchchanceofpushingitbacktheotherway.Themaninthestreetisusedtofreedom.Helikesit.HethinkstheAlbertsoughttobefree,too."

"Afriend,"Albinsaid."ThepasswordisHaenlingen-on-fire."

Anotherstep.Another.

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